VooDoo Kathy and Keystone Cop Al
I can't possibly fathom the reason you 2 have for the salacious spew of Lies and Slander aimed at the Fine, Outstanding young (ok, maybe not so young) folks associated with Southside Racing!!!! I've been trying to write this for 2 weeks, but I couldn't find my magnifying glass (Thanks Don Gino for the replacement).
I must say that the reason for this Folly can only be a thinly veiled attempt to upset the very strong solidarity of the Southside Racing family and friends, and to intimidate others from seeking the security of our Brotherhood and the unequalled Benevolence of our family father, Don Gino!
Kathy, as far as the VooDoo goes, I happen to like pain, so I like it when you stick the pin into the doll (whip me, beat me, hurts soo nice!). Anyway I look forward to next year, if you know what I mean! lol
Hey Al, you're not fooling anyone with your talk of "Family" since Badabing-Badaboom went out with Joey Buttafuco back in the 80's. And since we are the True Family, it has been noted that you walk a thin line with this Crazy talk, our Lieutenants say we should "Take you Out" and I don't mean to McDonalds! (I mean in the 1st round) l&lol
I must say that your failed attempts at trying to intimidate us have failed, and did I mention that The Kid Ray is now a "Made Man"? He has, and is ready to take out the best at any time.
That's It. Al Pearson

P.S. Don Gino, thanks for pointing out that the Camaro hood did not fit the Cuda.

Al my fine blind friend your loyality is amazing and should be rewarded-yet not here! Your southside boys they fight a good fight but you are messing with the unknown like your tire preasure. You see my binocular seeing friend the time for change is here, Don-Gino as your call the Paul Costellana lookalike is old news the new family aided by a little Black magic is here and we are staying. Though your S/M wishes can be made to happen -once we get Jethro aka dave back into that costume that he was caught in downtown in the red-light district-ah you didn't know about his secret life............ooops! Face he facts with the new season approaching with her black el camino and my beutiful white f-bird you may want to jump over we offer the protection you need to survive those grueling rounds while earning the prestige of the family. If that is not enough we offer a free toaster with every new sign up.!! If you say no well your fish can sleep with the other fishes. Don't make me go Marlon Brando on you!
Now to answer that Keystone cop comment-it is more like SWAT with my connections we hit hard and fast-at least faster than some -so beware you never know where we will show up-ofcourse after reading your post you may like the body cavity search! I know people who can help you there.............lol
So lookout the New Regime is Coming! Kathy is ready and so is the new DON -
Remember Cappo De Tutti Capos! Cops -politicians, track peoples -that are all under the new umbrella......lol

well now you have done it! you have made the " trouble shooter" upset. it is not a good sign when our mild mannered brother gets vocal. he has a way of "fixing " situations like this. i am sure once gino{GODFATHER]gets wind of this, it will be all but over for you and your warsaw "sister". offering a free toaster only proves you like pop-tarts! you slipped on that one.swat? we think it's more like swap. as in swapping with the inmates in the showers.and now your sister has now kidnapped gino's [GODFATHER] daughter! this is bad for you and good for us.you see not only is she "family" she is a master of disguise!you think you have our little "sister", but you actually have bob hacker! god help you and your farm animals!ever hear of viagra? well he invented it !like i said god help you.he will put something on you that comet or a-jax wont remove! be careful what you wish for.black el-camino, white fire bird? sounds like one of your half moon cookies you bribe the guards with on movie night . we have taken a vote and it has been decided when the "warsaw twins" finally give up this lame attempt to corrupt the south side "club" you will be allowed to join , but only after the name" BIG HOUSEBITCH" is tattoed on your forehead.we would do the same to your "sister" but we don't have enough ink.so you see my warsaw sausage packing friend, yes we fight the good fight but we also fight to win.

well, well, it looks as though the warsaw twins are now 1! taste"s great has written her "swan song" and all but surrendered to the south side club! rather than surrender or admit wrong, she has moved up a class in the race world and left "little al the bone" aka less filling to fend for himself! my how it must sting! no more "black magic, no more camp fire kelbasi cook outs! you my warsaw friend are now on barrowed time! a visit from the "trouble shooter" can be avoided by admitting your guilt and disrespect to the south side club. if not then we have no choice then to let our "trouble shooter" tune you up! and we don"t mean your car either! we'll talk later, after you have had time to think it over. "choi"

My My -
what did you do stay up late allnight and hink this one out Jethro? Now you bring the unsuspecting and upstanding Bob Hacker aka Buzz saw into the mix-have you no decency. Mow you think that the Iatlian Princess is gone-good that's what we want you to think-but Hallowen is here =you'll never know. You have an infatuation for the jail life as you reference it so often didi that overnight stay with those gay hookers-oh I amsorry trans-gender working class escorts -better -intrigue you -sure sounds like it to me. I hear they corn rolled your back hair---wow. Now you get the mild mannered one of the bunch aka your shooter involved-what happened- wree you too involved tat you couldn't wirte -now it looks like you swallowed a script from the Jay leno show. Now as fara as tattoos go -what is that one on your back-I saw an upside down arrow and a porkchop-what is that al about?......lol well it looks like I will have to bring i the cicero shooter with me-little Al D. and his fire red camaro to assist -Holy - Goodfellows-batman! Yes that is right I do have back up -what's the matter a Ford got your tongue? That was for the Hackers-secret alliance!!!!!...........lol You see you underestimate my reach and influence!!!!!!..........................lol So Now what Liberace?? and by the way when you say goodbye it is Chow not choi-you chineese food tinking hilbilly...................lol

Actually boys, the Italian word is CIAO

LMAO

no actually i ment"chow" as is al can chow down on either crow or a blue vein special ! [thats what they call kelbasi in jail].as far as the princess being gone thats good now all we have left to deal with is the queen! yes my sausage tasting friend we are talking about you! jail life as you put it, does nothing for me. except wonder how you explain those bite marks to your wife? no i dont under estimate your reach, and to quote neal down and ben dover you are the best" cavity searcher in da joint!"is that why they call you arm-pit al? yes halloween is here my toothless jack-o-latern friend, and rest assured we have a trick, not a treat for you! that being said we at south side will be waiting for your apology .

You see Hillbilly-she is a true Italian-she knows tha spelling -this was a test and it was a success! Now are wondering if she really is gone.....good! hahaha Apology -Ha! For a person who states he has no interest or KNOWLEDGE of Jail you certain;y portray a vivid description of life at the greybar hotel! As for the bite marks on Cindy -well I do not know if you are man enough to handle the truth. What about those stretch marks that were photographed on you from your line up Photo. hey definitely showed after you took off that glitter makeup-( caused a glare for the camera). Why is you alias "PUCKER"? Oh I forgot-Blockbuster Video has filed a petty larceny charge on you-seems a glitter dressed -Liberace look a like-Jethro here went in and swiped a copy of Deliverance. What part does it for you-the "Squeel like a pig boy or you have a pretty mouth boy"parts of the movie. I also here you have the autographed pic of Ned Beatty-one a hillbilly always a hillbilly. Now we here at Guido enterprises and go fast parts would be interested in using you for our Holloween ads -when are you paroled and available? The add will read " For that kick in the keester feel use the gas that makes this Queen squeel". The Northside connection is Here! Are you feeling me!!.............lol By he way-Bubba liked the photo-misses ya!....lol

To the Southside Boys,
Ok after a long deliberation with my capos and looking at the future I now offer a truce sitdown with all the family heads. We shall meet in a neutral place on the 5th of December-a public place such as the Tioga Race track. There we will discuss terms and a peaceful settlement in order to prevent an ugly situation for if we continue this other factions can move in such as those import guys! If you are amicable to this a response will be in order. If need be I will handle the security to rest your fears and concerns.

With Regards
The Man From The North

OK Sarge643 You have some MAGOR Sucking up to do at the banquet, to all the South Side Racing crew. You and your Vodo sister couldnt find a Filter in the Fram warehouse! I expect a formal appoligy at the banquet from you and a round of drinks as a truse, and as dave out team caption says mabe, just maby we will let you try out for the team in 2013 at our next induction, the list is long, but prestejust, Hope to see you there. Tony ps bring your better half, im sure she's smarter then you are.

yes it has been fun. but with all good things it has ran it's course. thanks to all that put their 2 cents in. this was a riot! hopefully no hard feelings to anyone. thanks for the laughs dave

Thanks for all the laughs Guys-yes -definitely had fun with allof this--and Tony-the first round is on me!!!
See everybody on the 5th

Alex

WHAT THE HELL IS A WOOKIE ? YOU GOT IT AL,, HAD A GREAT TIME, THIS IS AS MUCH FUN YOU CAN HAVE WITH YOUR CLOTHS ON ,,,AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT !!!!!