$500 Reward

BlueEyes · **Posted:** Sun Oct 04, 2009 11:19 am

$500 reward for ratting out your fellow racer!

WANTED

Sneaky S.O.B. who willfully destroyed my beautiful El Camino Super Turtle by calling her a SUPER TURD!!

Looking for FIEND with silver duct tape, black sharpie marker, and ability to write a capital D.

Last seen loitering around pit space 24. Suspect is sure to be shifty-eyed and fleet of foot. I am checking Skyview's security cameras as I write this!!!

Have already received assorted tips about suspicious characters named Carasea, Fetterman, Gallick and Mangino.

Looking for PROOF positive of the vile deed!

Rat out your buddy here!

slippery440 · **Joined:** Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:45 am **Posts:** 104

Kathy Here the way the dasderly deed was done.
It was Carasea's idea.
Gallick being the tallest was the look out.
Fetterman being the most mechanicaly inclined supllied the duct tape.He drives a Mopar.Go easy on him.
Mangino being the smart azz and sneeky and can spell did the deed.

I will pick up the 500 Saturday!!!!!

Larry Carasea · **Joined:** Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:40 am **Posts:** 197

Gee Kathy, whoever the culprit is, you should thank them! It acted like a good luck charm because you had a hell of a good day! I would leave it on! I think its going to be tough to get any of the tight knit Skyview family to rollover on each other. Vic just wants the money which I can understand that. By the way is that cash or check?

slippery440 · **Joined:** Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:45 am **Posts:** 104

Thats the only way I can win any money down there.I was going to donate the money for a party anyway.Hey Kathy does not need any more help winning.She does that alright on her own.

BlueEyes · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 10:26 am

The tight knit Skyview family isn't as tight knit as you might think! I've already had the tip line ringing off the hook. So far, in addition to Carasea, Gallick, Fetterman & Mangino, callers have pointed the finger at DiRose and <gasp> Tommy Ingalls!!

I believe this to simply be misdirection that the real culprit is trying to cause. I mean, Vic wasn't even at the track and already he's trying to lay claim to the reward money!

Oh, and by the way, I think I should mention that I failed "decimal point location" in elementary school. But hey, you'd be surprised how many folks would sell out their grandmother for $5.00

SkyviewBrock · **Joined:** Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:45 am **Posts:** 17

Someone told me that the person who goes under the alias SalesSkyview may have been involved in some way. Shhhhhh you didn't hear it from me. :p

72dart · **Joined:** Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:37 pm **Posts:** 43

i don't know about you guys, but i feel like i'm being framed!

Sarge643 · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 7:15 pm

Kathy,
I wasn't there this week , so of course I could not witness such a diabolical deed. However since I am in law enforcement I could get a CSI team there to check for prints and DNA. All it would cost would be a couple dozen doughnuts to bring the culprit to justice!

57rat · **Joined:** Sat Mar 01, 2008 8:51 pm **Posts:** 94

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU GUYS ARE TAKLING ABOUT BUT I CAN ASURE YOU I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT, I SAW MY NAME AND SAID WHAT!!!!!!!!, I BEING FRAMED! THE SAME PERSON OR PERSON,S MAY HAVE BEEN THE CULPRET WHO STOLD MY HOOD PINS A FEW WEEKS AGO TRYING TO INBARESS ME , LIKE I NEED HELP IN THAT DEPARMENT !!!! I KICK IN 5.00$ TWORD THE REWARD 50.00 $ IF THEY TOOK MY HOOD PINS!!! KATHEY LARRY MAY BE CORRECT IT MAY HAVE BEEN GOOD LUCK YOU SURE A A LOT OF GIFTS SAD. PS YOU CAN TELL IT WASNT ME I CANT SPELL TO SAVE MY LIFE, IF IT ANT GOT SPELL CHECK IM DEAD. TONY

Larry Carasea · **Joined:** Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:40 am **Posts:** 197

Me too, Dave! Why is it when something funny or some dirty deed happens we always get the blame? We haven't done anything to deserve that! Clean livin', that's what we are all about.

BlueEyes · **Posted:** Tue Oct 06, 2009 7:51 am

I'm springing for chocolate frosted donuts, with sprinkles, so CSI is on its way. I should have their report by this Friday. Heads will roll on Saturday!

So far, the tip line has the following reports:

Larry Carasea (9 people have ratted him out as the culprit)
Dave Fetterman (6 people have ratted him out as the culprit)
Jeff Gallick (3 people have ratted him out as the culprit)
Tony DiRose (2 people have ratted him out as the culprit)
Gino Mangino (2 people have ratted him out as the culprit)
Jason Hall (1 person, Brock, tried to rat him out as the culprit but he wasn't even there on Saturday)
Tommy Ingalls (1 person ratted him out as the culprit -- blaming a Super Pro guy in an attempt to deflect the spotlight from the pro guys -- for shame)

Not looking good for Larry or Dave!!

Larry Carasea · **Joined:** Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:40 am **Posts:** 197

Alright. Dave and I have lawyered up. Any further accusations and questions should be directed to our lawyer, Coughlin and Gerhart. They are availabe 24/7 and will gladly but sternly handle our case from here. Thank you for your cooperation.

72dart · **Joined:** Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:37 pm **Posts:** 43

yea what larry said! we have never done anything to deserve such slander! our lawyer thinks there might be grounds for a lawsuit based on un fair and biased testimony here! i smell a lawsuit!!

sdmcneil · **Joined:** Tue May 05, 2009 4:06 pm **Posts:** 66

I don't think Gino could have been involved, he was cutting up that deer he hit when he raced Kenny Roberts. I didn't actually see the deer, but right before the finish line he had to slam on the brakes, it must have been a deer on the track!!!!

Sarge643 · **Posted:** Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:38 pm

Wow -you want to lawyer up- Kathy ( victim) on your request I can bring with me on sarurday a rubber hose and lamp-we have ways to get a confession! Real cop talk!!! Just say the word and the guilty will br brought to Justice! CSI0doughnuts and the hose-someone will talk!!!!!!!!! lol

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