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Well its came down to this! I am being pushed to clear my name and defend
South Side Racings’ honor. As all are aware, I am very shy and introverted, so
I never post or reply to posts on the forum. But my wife has told me that
either I defend myself and post the reasonable, logical explanation of the
actions that allegedly have transpired and the motivation behind what these
accusers have said, or she was going to give me what for. So here goes:
The Deed – Some one corrected the misspelled word on Katharine’s’ plate.
The accused; Fetterman, Carasea, Dirose, Gallick, Ingalls, Thurston Jr, Al Pearson, and,,,,myself.
Lets eliminate the obvious:
Tommy Ingalls- There is no possible way that it is possible for Mr. Ingalls
To be involved in this. Joi has him on a very short leash and there is no way
he is going to go near the Keikle pit since some the alledged victim in this incident
posted a warning on the inside of his trailer earlier this year.
Jeff Gallick- With his height, and the size of his probiscus there is no way he
even knew there was a plate on the car.
Tony Dirose- If you can’t spell you can’t read. He couldn’t have known that the
plate had a misspelled word.
Larry Carasea- Way too busy fixing his transmission and adjusting the clutch to
know that he is even at the track.
Al Pearson- Innocent due to blindness. He didn’t even know his car was a ‘cuda until he had been building it for 3 months and the camaro cowl hood didn’t appear to fit well.
Ray Thurston Jr- Too much respect for people over 65. He wouldn’t want to upset Kathy and cause a “heart event”.
Dave Fetterman- Couldn’t have done it because none of the posts that I read described
a large amount of reddish brown hair on the duct tape. Every one knows that he could
not have been within 15’ of the tape without the hair jumping off his knuckles and
onto the edges of the tape. Wookies have that problem.
That leaves only one person to defend….. myself… Gino Mangino.
Accused by Vic, who was busy partying with a certain blue nova owner at another local
track. Some what exonerated by Mcneil who falsely accused me of hitting a deer on the track. To set the record straight, every one knows that my car is so slow that they time me with an hour glass. With all that time on my hands I usually eat a sandwich or look around during the pass. On that particular pass I did hit the brakes exceptionally hard, not because of a deer but because what I saw along the pit fence scared me. There were two huge, white weather balloons with a dark brown garbage can in between them. I did not realize what it was that I saw, but while returning to my pit space I realized that Mcneil had mooned me. Now I know where my relatives disposed of Jimmy Hoffa.
Larry and Dave had to hire a PI to help in their defense due to a “self proclaimed”
Italian named Al and his sister. I took a less expensive route. I called my uncle Carman
in Vegas. He is a made man who is still affiliated and works as a “sports Mechanic” (he fixes basket ball and football games).
A quick phone call by him to Siene Sicily Reveled the truth:
True- Al and Kathy are related.
False- Al and Kathy are not from Sicily. Their relatives are not connected to the
black hand at all. They are not even real Italians. They just had a stop over in Northern Italy when they migrated to the US from Poland. Their real last name ends in ski. Cousin Vinny and uncle Sal aren’t connected. Uncle Sal was not allowed back on the train because he hadn’t bathed in 4 months. Vinny was the product of two ugly people and a bottle of Chianti. In Italy Chianti has been helping homely people have sex for over 200 years. Vinny works sucking pits out of olives at the olive oil plant (it ain’t extra virgin)and Sal is the janitor at the local sewage treatment plant by Rome.
False- Kathy has Voodo powers. In her youth (in Poland) they traveled as Gypsies and
learned how to take credit for uncommon phenomena. Since the laws of physics and time do not always apply in Tioga county….
As you can see. I AM INNOCENT!!!!!!!
The truth
This incident was planned in Pittsburg by a racer that was bored. That racer was
Kathy herself. Planned to bring down South Side Racing because we have toooo much fun (and we are all good lookin’).
The Master Mind – Kathy of course.
Goon #1 - Donald Keikle – The supplier of the duct tape. The quiet accomplice.
Goon #2 – Al. His Barney Fife personality was used to cause misdirection. His participation was achieved by blackmail. That nasty little secret my uncle discovered that I did not reveal yet. His role in this incident can only be compared to himself when he consumes 3 or more large bowls of Pasta Fagiole. He is all noise and very little substance, but nose plugs are required and open flames are not allowed within 20’. Hearing protection is recommended.
Goon #3 – The person that actually wrote on the tape and affixed it to the plate.
Had to be able to write and be inconspicuous while placing the tape on the plate.
There was only one person who could complete this conspiracy! At 106 lbs, fleet of foot, and 4’ nothing tall, Sue Gallick was able to do the deed with out breaking a sweat or bending over (some thing no one would do within 50’ of Larry).
The kidnapping of the plate was devised as a diversion because the hired PI was too close to uncovering the truth.
Gino
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