you are so close larry, you have no idea what we are dealing with. sgt al keeps spouting justice! this got me wondering , so i had P.I.TEED do a little more digging on these two and for the love of pete you would not belive what was uncovered! it seems that our law man AL is really BUFORD .T. JUSTICE! . shocking yet explains a lot about the games being played in the cell block. what games? well theres "pin the tail on the inmate" and al's favorite "lights out! hide the night stick"! all his personal southern favorites. as far as kathy, it is discovered that she is really lorana bobbitt! [ouch]. we all thought the screwdriver [knife] looked a little to comfortable in her hands! and yes she is the master mind behind this whole scene! P.I. TEED also says she is a founding member of the manson family! this takes THE CAKE! i don't know about you larry but i'm locking my doors in the staging lanes!! lord help us! were being framed!!

Ah Mr. rainbow sprinkles, Bubba is asking here heis snookums/pentstar teddy bear is -he has a special bar of soap just for you on those long and cold nights. Your trenchcoat dick got caught taking pictures at the local menz club-I would be careful, after all falsifying a report is a serious offense-Justice will always prevail. !
A woman is good with cuttlery and she is automatically a psycho? Maybe didi you ever think she just could be good cutting meat--Manson my god are you two reaching after all now blame and defame the victim. Well ok you two gibronies leave me no choice.I have to go to my Utica conections. Now I have to go Soprano on ya. I will have to make a phone call--Kathy just say the word I call my boys-they show up and take care of this problem forever-all you have to do is in the future you receive a call for a favor -ask no questions just do the favor. In return your problem goes away! Our hospitality will go a long way.
Dave /Larry -be careful you could sleep with the fishes!!!...........................lol-------maybe

this is pretty big talk coming from a man who"s taking orders from a woman! my hats off to you kathy, i knew you were running the show but i didn;t realize how loyal your hench men really are!you start the war and then step back and let smokey clean it up!! we are waiting for the latest report from P.I. TEED, i'm sure it will be interesting!

I have been in dire situations before, but I do know one thing, I can breathe through my ears. So any punishment(or fun) that is thrown my way, I can handle. Though Dave and I are wrongly accused and basically convicted. Mr. Teed's report will arrive in the morning via secured transport. Provided by Brinks Security. All the leather apparel, fishnet stockings, whips, chains, and all other toys of debouchery that she will wear, will not change my or my so-called life partner Dave's plea of innocence. Being that Mr. Teed has done his extensive research, and he is the best at what he does, and Mel gives him a well desrved hand, we have come to the bottom of this. He has also uncovered 2 of the greatest mysteries of all time. What happened to Amelia Earhart and who shot JFK. More on that tomorrow. Right now we ( Dave and I) are counting on the public's support to keep us amongst the free people so that we can keep spreading our laughter of faith to everyone.

Sounds like you want he leather, whips and chains-sweet mother of god! Funny you mention Amelia Earheart, I was thinking more on the line of Jimmy Hoffa/Giants stadium. We can do this the easy way or the hard way! You bring in Teeds report if it is not to the victim's approval well we shall as we say go outside of the law if need be........BaddaBing! There still will be Justice!
Just remember you have now come to the Family and that thin blue line has now been blurred...
You know what Iam sying here...............BaddaBing BaddaBoom!

In my abscence this week I will defer the decision to Gino a fellow Paissan-and you thought you were safe..........................lol

I think this would be a hell of a comercial for duct tape! Just put a little slander on it, stick to a car, and it lasts for a whole week, maybe more. It even makes the car go faster, the driver drive better, what next wrap the tires for better grip?

ROFLMA

I have had more laughs this week from this then it ever deserved. Too funny!

See everyone in a few hours for our last points race of the season. I've finished my potions and VOODOO TEDDY ZANE is ready to jinx Mr. Furman!!

Oh boy! This is gonna be good today.....

Please don't rain, please don't rain, please don't rain!!!

well here it is ,last day of points and P.I. TEED has just handed over his last report.this goes deeper than any one would have thought!it seems our crooked couple are actually related! yep they were born together joined at the hip! the good doctor JECKEL performed the operation only 2 years ago!.and it seems that if one of these two gets hurt the other one feels it! thats why sarg keeps bringing up the whips,leather ect, ect.he gets the naughty word whipped out of him and kathy feels it! amazing! after getting this info,larry and i have decided that we will no longer be a part of this twisted game you two are playing. count us out!! they have professional help for people like you guys and i suggest you get it !!!

They say FEAR is a huge motivator especially in getting to the truth. You my griizly adams looking friend and your little minion Lawrence are definitely lining in FEAR!! YOu guessed right in one sense Kathy is Family and she has the backing of THE Family! You see all this accusations of Buford T Justice has caused a suspension in my professional career and now has cost me a position on RENO 911 as the new Sheriff with his new ride. See I must say I spoke with cousin SAL, and yes next week Scillian Justice may come to town. Ehhhhh ya know what I mean!! You two have gone down deeper than anyone would have to go-almost as bad as driving a rambler and having that guy with the ridiculous mustache interview you as the owner. You see not only will I bring the family Justice but I am now force to expose you two for who you really are and I will start with the photo of you and Lawrence when you were back in school and you both first dressed as Abbot and Costello and then later as Starsky and Hutch-yes my counsin Vinny Boombots has undercover the deep truth on you both. Oh is there no depth to which you will go........maaddonn!!!!! It is OK now Kathy you can now come out as the true Itralian Princess that you are and deserving of the respect from these two gibronies-----Go Scilily!! Uncle Sal says How Ya doing!!

This case is now in the hands of the FBI....

Yesterday, before my first time trial, my "SUPER TURTLE" aka "SUPER TURD" license plate was kidnapped. I received a ransom note and a picture of my license plate blindfolded and held at gun point! That's a FEDERAL offense boys. It's the SLAMMER for y'all. The big pen! 25 years to life!

The ransom note, cut from letters of newspapers & magazines, shows PREMEDITATION. It also had FINGER PRINTS all over. FBI investigators already MATCHED the picture to the inside of Tony DiRose's trailer. When cornered, Tony exclaimed, "That's my trailer alright, but ya gots nuttin' on me Feebies!"

This morning, while mourning the loss of my SUPER TURTLE license plate, I took solice in a quiet grocery shopping trip to Wegman's. The moment I approached the store, Tony DiRose charged at me -- in a threatening & menacing manner. He tried to steal my shopping cart, but I wrested it away from him! As I stopped to pick out some apples, Tony was lingering at the apple display holding a plastic bag and waving it at me -- implication -- he wanted to suffocate me for ratting him out to the Feds!

I have since filed STALKING charges and a restraining order is being delivered as we speak!

My power should be apparent to all. Yesterday, I hung my ZANE FURMAN VOODOO DOLL off the back of my El Camino and...... Zane lost in the first round! Coincidence? I think not.

As a result of this caper, every member of SOUTHSIDE RACING will now be subjected to my powers as a sorceress (and honorary Italian Princess as well). Guilt by association boys! I call upon the racing gods to curse you all. Every one who wears SOUTHSIDE RACING gang symbols, who wears IF WE'RE TOO LOUD, YOU'RE TOO OLD shirts, who even so much as hangs around those SOUTHSIDE BOYS will incure horrible bad luck in their racing careers. The mitts are off, the Feds are on the case, the track is considering a lifetime ban for all SOUTHSIDE BOYS, and I will have my revenge!!!!!

Some one please give the the itilian princess back her super turdle lic. plate, on 10/10 the last big race she was going all around the track putting duck tape over suspects plates. Mainly the south side racing guys! we had a mission, to advance in the points on the last day but were hexed or voodo or somthing!!!!!!!! She was seen chanting by little Ray Thurstons mustang just be for the last time trial, and Wamo the rears bent!!!! Earler She offers Ray 5 Gal. of Auhl. as he was Short for the day, i told him too whatch out for it as i think it was Vodoooo, but in a faith of good jester he took it, Just be for 1st round of street we were all getting things switch around for Ray and she was seen at Ginos car doing the same chanting and Boooooom hes out 1 round in street and pro, All night i had nothing but pain in my legs and ankles, like some one was putting needels in them i was told by a very reliable source she had a voodo doll of me in here trailer stabbing it with needes and speaking in a strang language. Last week we were told she out a hex on big Al,s P. car and it took out the trany on the 1st pass,. Earler this moring she spotted me in Wegmans and was yelling Stalker ,Stalker 2 hours later the cops are at my door Trying to serve me some papers [ my uncle s a cop] it didnt happen I have called my lawers [am/pm] they told me to lay low and try nd find the lic. plate im upping the reward to 1000.00 $ it cheeper than all our cars, Dont get on this crazy ladys bad side shes got hidden powers , ask Zane F,

Yo Kathy ,
Since you now have the family backing -there is no need to be hasty and bring in the feds. Let me splain it to you. You see you have a gift, now we must take that gift and maximize it. How you ask-Protection!!!!! You see since I lost my shot on RENO911 due to the vile and unstantiated -you like that word -sounds professional-anyway those nasty remarks from sprinkles with the dart I have gone back to the family business. George has been gracious enough to see the future here and has given me space each week to as we say cultivate the crop. So now with your talent we offer protection-Southside gibronies and all others will pay a fee for protection.The vig will be 10%. The feds only make things sticky-like the boys after they eat wings. I have a conestion at attica-we can replace the plate -newer and better -you have the Power! The final details we can workout nest week at the holloween bash. -Yo Tony-take warning we are moving in 10% to you and the boys and the charge goes away -maybe you go a couple of rounds maybe not but ytour axles stay safe you know what I am saying...........Saturday ....we talk......................BaddaBing

I have called upon Thor and his great lightning bolts, Athena and her wisdom to guide me, Ares the god of war, Apollo the god of prophecy, and Artemis the huntress to reign havoc upon them all.

Gino complained of great knee pain yesterday. He thought is was a result of physical therapy. Ha! That will teach him to cry out, "I'm Innocent" when it is all LIES.

Little Ray, fighting for the Pro points championship, accepted my gift of alcohol and placed it into his & SOOPER SPELUR's trusty steed. The Mustang fell with a fatal wound! He then scrambled to get into Tony THE STALKER DiRose's Nova but went down for the count in Round 4.

Al, the quiet one, but still a Southside Boy, lost his 'Cuda to mechanical failures. Bad luck? Perhaps.......

Jeff -- Mr. SUPER INNOCENT, has been plaqued by red lights and first round losses of late. Will his bad luck continue? You be the judge.

And Larry, the BIG DICK, Carasea.... Out first round! Down, down, down.

This is only the beginning boys. I'm saving the best for last. I exhausted my powers before I could REIGN DESTRUCTION on Dave Fetterman, but I'm saving the best for last. I'm coming for you Dave..... Haunting your nightmares..... You shall live your life never knowing when I will STRIKE.....

The countdown begins. Nothing can save you now!

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your coming for me? you want a piece of me? woman please! don't you know by now we south siders don't back down! intimidation won't work either. you and barney fife are living in a fantasy world. look around your pits .not only are we 5 full spots across from you , we are branching out to your left and to your right.do you think this was an accident? no it was not. and i'm pretty sure your rent a cop is a floater! in case you have not noticed, all of the S.S. crew has been very nice to you. why you ask? you keep your friends close and your enemys closer. ain't that right al? this lame attempt to rattle the S.S. "club" only makes us mad and delays our plans to make you and buford our race day pitbitches, where you both will be checking tire pressures in between rounds and checking fuel cells and of course washing windows. we already have your S.S. pitbitch shirts ready.it's just a matter of time before you both realize you can't beat us and you would rather join us. to bad for you we only hold new member pledges every 5 years and last year was the fifth year. see you in 2013. you were wise to avoid me yesterday, as you would have failed and would have not got any of us.now as far as the ransom note, what was the cop badge attached to it? we would all like to hear this one.and as far as running into mr. di rose today, you were lucky.he's been tailing you all year! he was not moving as quick as usual thanks to your voodoo witchcraft !! and sgtAL as far as "family" we got 2 DiROSES and 1 MANGINO need i say more? < now back to the jackson 5 story starring the osmond brothers>