Rubber hose and lamp? Don't threaten Dave and I with a good time!

Larry YOU ARE A SICK PERSON!!!!!!!!

Enough people have ratted out the "Larry & Dave show" that we all KNOW who the guilty parties are! There will be a public flogging in the staging lanes at Noon this Saturday. Bring your cat-o-nine tails and rubber hose!

And don't think for one moment that I'm going to remove that SUPER TURD license plate! It brought me more luck than I've ever had all season!

Now I have to get busy on my "Zane Furman Voodoo Doll" -- See you all this weekend.

For once we are innocent! Let the wheels of justice turn and the truth will prevail!

ATTICA ! ATTICA ! ATTICA ! ATTICA!!!! we have a right, as the accused to confront our accusers! we wont be needing the lamp or rubber hose. tuff guy!

Dave you are starting to sound like a typical inmate-I am innocent, I did not do it, I want my lawyer and mommy then you get all tough...........lol Do yourself a favor cut a deal and they can go easy on you in if not you could feel the whole weight-and it's a lot ! of the law...............lol Save yourself!!!!!

IF THE CHARGE DOES NOT FIT...YOU MUST ACQUIT!!!!!! besides al,you and i both know it was your idea 4 weeks ago at the box-no box race.if i remember correctly,you supplied the tape with the writing on it already!i don't know who you got to put it on kathys car but it was well done. it just goes to show you never know who someone really is!the part that gave it away was you said bring doughnuts.we all know you like frosted pop-tarts with RAINBOW SPRINKLES!. also you seem a bit to eager to help.the sign of a guilty man!! don't worry al, your secret is safe with me! i won't tell a soul!! lol dave

Dave are you calling me a crooked cop-my my how we must deflect the guilt on us poor public servants. My only interest here is JUSTICE, and wasn't it you who left rather quickly 4 weeks ago, while all us fellow innocent contestants were minding our busines worrying about going fast. What lurks underneath that beard is a diabolical mind so twisted and perverted I mean after all you email a cop and mention pop-tarts! How sick! If I recall you asked around for duct tape and here I thought you wanted to hold your hood down! Now as far as the rainbow sprinkles -funny you should bring that up-since you are a fan that is good I am sure you and your cell mate Bubba will enjoy them....lol Alex
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teh doughnuts are jelly filled..........lol

Wow. I can just feel the racial tension. All this talk of cell mates, duct tape, cops on the take and goodies. I don't know if I should get excited or be scared. (lol) All I was concerned about was proving Dave's and I innocence, but this has turned into either an episode of Matlock or a dessert smorgasboard. I am so confused.(lol) I will continue to walk the right path and pursue the justice that we rightly deserve! I see an uprisal and revolution coming!

Larry - YOU and DAVE????.... on the straight and narrow path???? Must be a heck of a w-i-d-e path to account for your antics!

larry and i have had to hire a private investigator to get to the root of this slander in a attempt to clear our names.it is quite disturbing what has been found.it seems that this ordeal was a ploy to rattle larry and myself during the last two weeks of points.it seems that the victom [kathy] was behind this the whole time.it was her idea to de-face her own car in hopes of bringing the'" man" [al] down on us with legal intimidation! lucky for us , our p.i. randy teed has got his hands on sealed documents that will prove that not only are we innocent ,but that kathy and al have a long list of framing honest hard working citizens like you and me.remember o.j ? yep they were behind it. remember bill clinton and monica? yep they were behind that also! the list goes on and on.as you can see in her last post , she is starting to go after zane furman now with witch craft! this woman knows no boundries! watch it zane! as for al, he's being investigated for having after hours naughty word fights in the prison showers! lord have mercy! we hope this being the last week of points, things will get back to normal around here. larry and i can't take much more.

It's worse than that, I've seen her looking longingly at fords, rubbing mopars, and even touching amc cars. Before it's over, she may start desecrating all the chevys at the track.

dave - I see the pressure from the obvious guilt is weighing heavy on you. after all the private detective you hired is one that specializes in cheating husbands and divorces. So unless Larry and you are secretly married these documents you have are a forgery. After all the trench coat and losy cigars are a dead giveaway-this guy was not discrete afterall he drives an AMC Matador. What a cheesey move. As far as the allegations of improper shower talk I was only building you a resume well just in case a conviction came down. If you and larry still profess youur innocense I suggest Kathy bring the chilton manual and you both take the oath to tell the thruth-maybe a trackside tribunal is in order. Let the guilty party come forward. If it makes you better I will also bring you a box of rainbow sprinkled pop-tarts to ease your fears. Remember I am only out for Justice and a safe place to bring my loly ol firebird in order to preserve the safety of all GM products from such deprived acts such as this. The law is THE LAW!

It's like having a modern day Bonnie and Clyde, or Laurel and Hardy. And she would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids.......

It's more like my Penelope Pitstop to your Dick Dasterdly!!